ABC Meme

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A
• Are you available?: nope
• What is your age?: old enough to know better. Hasn't stopped me yet though. 31-ish. 71 if you count Hell...
• What annoys you?: answering dumbass questions about myself

B
• Do you know anyone named Billy?: used to. He died.
• When is your birthday?: January 24
• Who is your best friend?: Sam

C
• What's your favorite candy?: Snickers
• Crush?: Orange?
• When was the last time you cried?: last night none of your damned business

D
• Do you daydream?: yes
• What's your favorite kind of dog?: whatever's furthest away from me. (And I used to like dogs, too, damn it...)
• What day of the week is it?: uh... Sunday. Just.

E
• How do you like your eggs?: scrambled dry, or in an omelette
• Have you ever been in the emergency room?: yes
• Ever pet an elephant? no

F
• Do you use fly swatters?: usually need something bigger, but yeah
• Have you ever used a foghorn?: yes
• Is there a fan in your room?: yes

G
• Do you chew gum?: yes
• Do you like gummy candies?: yes
• Do you like gory movies?: kinda

H
• How are you?: tired
• What's your height?: just about six foot...ish
• What color is your hair?: brown

I
• What's your favorite ice cream?: rocky road
• Have you ever ice skated?: no
• Ever been in an igloo?: no

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean?: black licorice. No, wait, margarita. Or peach...
• Have you ever heard a really hilarious joke?: yeah
• Do you wear jewelry?: not a lot, but yeah

K
• Who do you want to kill?: Lucifer, mainly. Zachariah would be a bonus... Demons. Evil shit. Monsters.
• Have you ever flown a kite?: no
• Do you think kangaroos are cute?: from a distance, I guess?

L
• Are you laidback?: sometimes
• Lions or Tigers?: seriously?
• Do you like black licorice?: duh, jellybean question?

M
• Favorite movie as a kid?: any one I could sneak into
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw?: Okay, first, it's Moose Jaw, and it's-- what? It's a store? Dude, it's a city in Saskatchewan!
• Favorite store at the mall?: none. Malls give me the creeps. Keep waiting for zombies to show up...

N
• Do you have a nickname?: Maverick
• Whats your favorite number?: 3
• Do you prefer night or day?: depends -- do I prefer it for WHAT?

O
• What's your one wish?: to find a way to stop the apocalypse before the angels and demons wipe us out
• Are you an only child?: no
• Do you like the color orange?: not really

P
• What are you most paranoid about?: ending up in Hell again
• Piercings?: not any permanent ones
• Do you know anyone named Penelope?: would you believe yes?

Q
• Are you quick to judge people?: most of the time, yeah, I guess so
• Do you like Quaker Oats?: prefer bacon and eggs, but they're okay
• Know anyone that makes quilts?: I don't think so?

R
• Do you think you're always right?: ...learning it's not always that way
• Do you watch reality TV?: no
• Reason to cry?: being utterly overwhelmed by all the shit that's coming down with the apocalypse

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain?: sun. Rain just leads to having to chase things in mud.
• Do you like snow?: Yeah, it's fun -- though it makes it damned hard to hide tracks.
• What's your favorite season?: Fall

T
• What time is it?: a bit after midnight
• What time did you wake up?: around 9:30. Late night last night.

U
• Can you ride a unicycle?: never tried
• Do you know anyone with a unibrow?: not personally
• How many uncles do you have?: none by blood

V
• What’s the worst vegetable?: brussel sprouts - ugh!
• Did you ever watch Veggie Tales?: what the hell is Veggie Tales?
• Ever considered being vegan?: For about the span of half a day, I was seriously considering it there, dude. Still can't stand the sight of uncooked hamburger, but I'm okay with the cooked stuff again, thank GOD.

W
• What's your worst habit?: drinking cursing watching porn junk food
• Do you like water rides?: you mean like log flume rides? Yeah, they're fun
• Ever been inside a windmill?: not that I can remember? But there've been all kinds of ramshackle buildings we've been in, so there might have been

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray?: and BOY was it an interesting one!
• Ever used a Xerox machine?: yep

Y
• Do you like the color yellow?: not much
• What year were you born in?: 1979
• Do you yell when you're angry?: that would be a yes

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac?: yes, I believe a ring of constellations called the zodiac exists. D'you mean do I believe in astrology and horoscopes? No!
• What's your zodiac sign?: Aquarius
• When was the last time you went to the zoo?: last time someone got ripped apart by something and they blamed the gorillas for it