Uh... what?

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From Gabriel (and I'm sure others!)

	Dean Winchester -- [adjective]: Like in nature to a human dildo
'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Comments

[deathwontstopme.livejournal.com]

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[deathwontstopme.livejournal.com]

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Shut up.

[holy-hand-print.livejournal.com]

.... what is a dildo?

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Um... it's a sex toy. Shaped like a. Um. A dick.

[holy-hand-print.livejournal.com]

.......Oh.


The questionnaire is saying that you are an over sized piece of rubber male genitalia?


The answers this exam distributes seem rather bizarre. It said I was 'extremely dominate'

[rocksaltshotgun]

...well, no, it's saying I'm like an over sized piece of rubber male genitalia. Which obviously means I'm well-endowed, and have great stamina.

Oh. Really?

[holy-hand-print.livejournal.com]

....How can you be like such a thing? You are made of flesh and bone, your shape is entirely different. It makes little sense.

Yes. Which is obviously quite the foolish statement.

[rocksaltshotgun]

Um... it's probably an anal-- um. Analogy. That. I think that's the right word. I hope that's the right word, or this is gonna be really embarrassing...

I dunno, it's not all that foolish. You're... strong. And powerful. [OMG not blushing. NOT. Crap.]

[holy-hand-print.livejournal.com]

an analogy? You work like a penis then...... I suppose.

[He tilts his head, watching Dean, brow raised to the blush.]

I am not, Dean. You know that i have been lacking in my powers more each day. And you know that i am a virgin which hardly fills any dominance at all.

[roads-end.livejournal.com]

Was it accurate? Sam said you do things like this for fun like he does.

[rocksaltshotgun]

Memes? We do -- because they're just silly. They're not all that accurate, and ones like this are completely random. I think.

[roads-end.livejournal.com]

I thought you entertained yourselves by drinking beer, not get told you're a "human dildo".

[rocksaltshotgun]

We entertain ourselves lots of ways, and one of them is doing things that don't take a lot of effort and make us laugh -- internet quizzes definitely do that. When it's possible you could get killed any moment, doing something brainless like that can be a great way to relax.

[roads-end.livejournal.com]

What's trying to kill you? Is it trying to go for Sammy too?

[rocksaltshotgun]

Just the apocalypse in general, things we hunt, demons the bad guys -- nothing specific at the moment...

[roads-end.livejournal.com]

Maybe I can help. There are probably some benefits to what I can do, Sam can probably use that, right?

[rocksaltshotgun]

I think Sam would be happy to have your help -- the bad guys outnumber us, so we can use all the help we can get...